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Post by JCL on Dec 23, 2005 13:47:19 GMT
tell us all ur favourite jokes! ;D
(as requested by satori)
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Post by JCL on Dec 27, 2005 10:49:40 GMT
how many flies does it take 2 screw in a lightbulb?
only 2, but u have 2 wonder how they got in there!
and hpefully this 1s not too sick, lol.
what did the leper say to the prostitute?
you can keep the tip!
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Post by prady on Dec 27, 2005 12:32:57 GMT
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Post by nighthawk on Dec 27, 2005 12:40:06 GMT
The skunk was invited to talk before the congregation, He thought for a long time and realised he had nothing really useful to say.
"Let'spray." he intoned.
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Post by Satori on Dec 27, 2005 17:31:18 GMT
This is actually from the lyrics of a Don Henley song, but it works ... What do you get when you cross a lawyer with the Godfather? An offer you can't understand! ... nor refuse!  |
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Post by prady on Dec 27, 2005 18:11:54 GMT
The skunk was invited to talk before the congregation, He thought for a long time and realised he had nothing really useful to say. "Let'spray." he intoned. that raised a chukle out of me...i am turning into my dad...i'll text him that now |
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Post by nighthawk on Dec 28, 2005 1:21:00 GMT
Two very knowing teenagers were having a chat about Christmas and one commented to another that Mrs. Clause was looking very worn and tired. "I know what the problem is," said one. "What's that?" "Well ya know Santa only comes once a year and he blows THAT up the chimney."  |
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