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Post by nighthawk on Jan 3, 2006 21:01:51 GMT
The storm was raging and the doors in the house were rattling and creaking. There were strange noises coming from the basement. "Who let the orangatan out again?" she screamed as she answered the ringing phone. "It was me, metta-man" said a mysterious voice in reply. the world around her melted, the phone was still ringing and the orangatang was still out but somehow, in that moment, it just didn't matter. She had other things on her mind, and walking back into her kitchen, she realised her husband would be back soon, so there was little time left. However, she needed to un-melt or somehow otherwise re-solidify the world in which she found herself! she stopped and took a deep breath, the voice she had heard moments before said, 'its time', time for what? she thought. Oh, yeah, she was about to heat up her piece of anti-matter in the microwave and feed it to her husband and herself just as she fed the orangatan, and in this way escape present time and maybe reach nirvana. as u and i both know reader, this was a foolish plan. Orangatan, once fooled by Darwin and not eager to be part of another experiment, had stolen the piece of anti-matter and fed it on the neighbours cat, Vixen. Well you shoulda seen the uproar as the cat tore the place apart! The storm was raging and the doors in the house were rattling and creaking. the orangatan was bouncing and her husband was wailing she was shaking and then metta man said: "Stop, wait a minute, wait just a minute, i got to do that again, one more time, i feel something coming up; it's a...it's a...it's a..." an anti-matter cat! Vixen had been transformed into the antithesis of reality. (wth )
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Post by ahbleza on Jan 3, 2006 21:14:07 GMT
The storm was raging and the doors in the house were rattling and creaking. There were strange noises coming from the basement. "Who let the orangatan out again?" she screamed as she answered the ringing phone. "It was me, metta-man" said a mysterious voice in reply. the world around her melted, the phone was still ringing and the orangatang was still out but somehow, in that moment, it just didn't matter. She had other things on her mind, and walking back into her kitchen, she realised her husband would be back soon, so there was little time left. However, she needed to un-melt or somehow otherwise re-solidify the world in which she found herself! she stopped and took a deep breath, the voice she had heard moments before said, 'its time', time for what? she thought. Oh, yeah, she was about to heat up her piece of anti-matter in the microwave and feed it to her husband and herself just as she fed the orangatan, and in this way escape present time and maybe reach nirvana. as u and i both know reader, this was a foolish plan. Orangatan, once fooled by Darwin and not eager to be part of another experiment, had stolen the piece of anti-matter and fed it on the neighbours cat, Vixen. Well you shoulda seen the uproar as the cat tore the place apart! The storm was raging and the doors in the house were rattling and creaking. the orangatan was bouncing and her husband was wailing she was shaking and then metta man said: "Stop, wait a minute, wait just a minute, i got to do that again, one more time, i feel something coming up; it's a...it's a...it's a..." an anti-matter cat! Vixen had been transformed into the antithesis of reality. Meanwhile, back at the neighbours house, the teenage son was in the deepest meditation ever, his senses were on high voltage because of some strange aura roaming through his room.
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Post by ahbleza on Jan 3, 2006 21:52:00 GMT
The storm was raging and the doors in the house were rattling and creaking. There were strange noises coming from the basement. "Who let the orangatan out again?" she screamed as she answered the ringing phone. "It was me, metta-man" said a mysterious voice in reply. the world around her melted, the phone was still ringing and the orangatang was still out but somehow, in that moment, it just didn't matter. She had other things on her mind, and walking back into her kitchen, she realised her husband would be back soon, so there was little time left. However, she needed to un-melt or somehow otherwise re-solidify the world in which she found herself! she stopped and took a deep breath, the voice she had heard moments before said, 'its time', time for what? she thought. Oh, yeah, she was about to heat up her piece of anti-matter in the microwave and feed it to her husband and herself just as she fed the orangatan, and in this way escape present time and maybe reach nirvana. as u and i both know reader, this was a foolish plan. Orangatan, once fooled by Darwin and not eager to be part of another experiment, had stolen the piece of anti-matter and fed it on the neighbours cat, Vixen. Well you shoulda seen the uproar as the cat tore the place apart! The storm was raging and the doors in the house were rattling and creaking. the orangatan was bouncing and her husband was wailing she was shaking and then metta man said: "Stop, wait a minute, wait just a minute, i got to do that again, one more time, i feel something coming up; it's a...it's a...it's a..." an anti-matter cat! Vixen had been transformed into the antithesis of reality. Meanwhile, back at the neighbours house, the teenage son was in the deepest meditation ever, his senses were on high voltage because of some strange aura roaming through his room. Suddenly, he felt a brush of cold air beside him. Could this really be, by opening his eyes, he had actually left his own body and was now floating into the room, getting larger every second, expanding, walls couldn't hold him back, but he sensed he was not alone!
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Post by prady on Jan 4, 2006 12:07:51 GMT
on a totally different note that actually happened to me when i had an out of body expereince! bloody scary! (obviously just the last sentance and not the orange monkey) i knew this thread would prove that we are all bonkers
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Post by prady on Jan 4, 2006 12:09:51 GMT
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The storm was raging and the doors in the house were rattling and creaking. There were strange noises coming from the basement. "Who let the orangatan out again?" she screamed as she answered the ringing phone. "It was me, metta-man" said a mysterious voice in reply. the world around her melted, the phone was still ringing and the orangatang was still out but somehow, in that moment, it just didn't matter. She had other things on her mind, and walking back into her kitchen, she realised her husband would be back soon, so there was little time left. However, she needed to un-melt or somehow otherwise re-solidify the world in which she found herself! she stopped and took a deep breath, the voice she had heard moments before said, 'its time', time for what? she thought. Oh, yeah, she was about to heat up her piece of anti-matter in the microwave and feed it to her husband and herself just as she fed the orangatan, and in this way escape present time and maybe reach nirvana. as u and i both know reader, this was a foolish plan. Orangatan, once fooled by Darwin and not eager to be part of another experiment, had stolen the piece of anti-matter and fed it on the neighbours cat, Vixen. Well you shoulda seen the uproar as the cat tore the place apart! The storm was raging and the doors in the house were rattling and creaking. the orangatan was bouncing and her husband was wailing she was shaking and then metta man said: "Stop, wait a minute, wait just a minute, i got to do that again, one more time, i feel something coming up; it's a...it's a...it's a..." an anti-matter cat! Vixen had been transformed into the antithesis of reality. Meanwhile, back at the neighbours house, the teenage son was in the deepest meditation ever, his senses were on high voltage because of some strange aura roaming through his room. Suddenly, he felt a brush of cold air beside him. Could this really be, by opening his eyes, he had actually left his own body and was now floating into the room, getting larger every second, expanding, walls couldn't hold him back, but he sensed he was not alone! He caught a glimpse of a shadowy figure, a dark entity that was moving towards him and wanting to envelope him. he struggled and tried to get back into his body but he soon realised he couldn't move because somehow the shadowy figure had him around the throat!
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Post by nighthawk on Jan 4, 2006 13:28:36 GMT
The storm was raging and the doors in the house were rattling and creaking. There were strange noises coming from the basement. "Who let the orangatan out again?" she screamed as she answered the ringing phone. "It was me, metta-man" said a mysterious voice in reply. the world around her melted, the phone was still ringing and the orangatang was still out but somehow, in that moment, it just didn't matter. She had other things on her mind, and walking back into her kitchen, she realised her husband would be back soon, so there was little time left. However, she needed to un-melt or somehow otherwise re-solidify the world in which she found herself! she stopped and took a deep breath, the voice she had heard moments before said, 'its time', time for what? she thought. Oh, yeah, she was about to heat up her piece of anti-matter in the microwave and feed it to her husband and herself just as she fed the orangatan, and in this way escape present time and maybe reach nirvana. as u and i both know reader, this was a foolish plan. Orangatan, once fooled by Darwin and not eager to be part of another experiment, had stolen the piece of anti-matter and fed it on the neighbours cat, Vixen. Well you shoulda seen the uproar as the cat tore the place apart! The storm was raging and the doors in the house were rattling and creaking. the orangatan was bouncing and her husband was wailing she was shaking and then metta man said: "Stop, wait a minute, wait just a minute, i got to do that again, one more time, i feel something coming up; it's a...it's a...it's a..." an anti-matter cat! Vixen had been transformed into the antithesis of reality. Meanwhile, back at the neighbours house, the teenage son was in the deepest meditation ever, his senses were on high voltage because of some strange aura roaming through his room. Suddenly, he felt a brush of cold air beside him. Could this really be, by opening his eyes, he had actually left his own body and was now floating into the room, getting larger every second, expanding, walls couldn't hold him back, but he sensed he was not alone! He caught a glimpse of a shadowy figure, a dark entity that was moving towards him and wanting to envelope him. he struggled and tried to get back into his body but he soon realised he couldn't move because somehow the shadowy figure had him around the throat! Vixen to the rescue!! The cat landed square on the neck of the dark entity with jaws and claws in full fury.
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Post by ahbleza on Jan 4, 2006 14:51:51 GMT
The storm was raging and the doors in the house were rattling and creaking. There were strange noises coming from the basement. "Who let the orangatan out again?" she screamed as she answered the ringing phone. "It was me, metta-man" said a mysterious voice in reply. the world around her melted, the phone was still ringing and the orangatang was still out but somehow, in that moment, it just didn't matter. She had other things on her mind, and walking back into her kitchen, she realised her husband would be back soon, so there was little time left. However, she needed to un-melt or somehow otherwise re-solidify the world in which she found herself! she stopped and took a deep breath, the voice she had heard moments before said, 'its time', time for what? she thought. Oh, yeah, she was about to heat up her piece of anti-matter in the microwave and feed it to her husband and herself just as she fed the orangatan, and in this way escape present time and maybe reach nirvana. as u and i both know reader, this was a foolish plan. Orangatan, once fooled by Darwin and not eager to be part of another experiment, had stolen the piece of anti-matter and fed it on the neighbours cat, Vixen. Well you shoulda seen the uproar as the cat tore the place apart! The storm was raging and the doors in the house were rattling and creaking. the orangatan was bouncing and her husband was wailing she was shaking and then metta man said: "Stop, wait a minute, wait just a minute, i got to do that again, one more time, i feel something coming up; it's a...it's a...it's a..." an anti-matter cat! Vixen had been transformed into the antithesis of reality. Meanwhile, back at the neighbours house, the teenage son was in the deepest meditation ever, his senses were on high voltage because of some strange aura roaming through his room. Suddenly, he felt a brush of cold air beside him. Could this really be, by opening his eyes, he had actually left his own body and was now floating into the room, getting larger every second, expanding, walls couldn't hold him back, but he sensed he was not alone! He caught a glimpse of a shadowy figure, a dark entity that was moving towards him and wanting to envelope him. he struggled and tried to get back into his body but he soon realised he couldn't move because somehow the shadowy figure had him around the throat! Vixen to the rescue!! The cat landed square on the neck of the dark entity with jaws and claws in full fury. At the same time, alarmed by all the turbulence, metta-man's party came outside, and at one look at what was happening, our little zenman came in action, got back in the house to bring out the vaccumcleaner.
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Post by ahbleza on Jan 4, 2006 14:54:02 GMT
How did we get to this madness?
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Post by nighthawk on Jan 4, 2006 17:34:22 GMT
How did we get to this madness? Just our human crtaziness coming out to play.
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Post by prady on Jan 5, 2006 0:00:44 GMT
How did we get to this madness? :Dlmao
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Post by prady on Jan 5, 2006 0:02:28 GMT
The storm was raging and the doors in the house were rattling and creaking. There were strange noises coming from the basement. "Who let the orangatan out again?" she screamed as she answered the ringing phone. "It was me, metta-man" said a mysterious voice in reply. the world around her melted, the phone was still ringing and the orangatang was still out but somehow, in that moment, it just didn't matter. She had other things on her mind, and walking back into her kitchen, she realised her husband would be back soon, so there was little time left. However, she needed to un-melt or somehow otherwise re-solidify the world in which she found herself! she stopped and took a deep breath, the voice she had heard moments before said, 'its time', time for what? she thought. Oh, yeah, she was about to heat up her piece of anti-matter in the microwave and feed it to her husband and herself just as she fed the orangatan, and in this way escape present time and maybe reach nirvana. as u and i both know reader, this was a foolish plan. Orangatan, once fooled by Darwin and not eager to be part of another experiment, had stolen the piece of anti-matter and fed it on the neighbours cat, Vixen. Well you shoulda seen the uproar as the cat tore the place apart! The storm was raging and the doors in the house were rattling and creaking. the orangatan was bouncing and her husband was wailing she was shaking and then metta man said: "Stop, wait a minute, wait just a minute, i got to do that again, one more time, i feel something coming up; it's a...it's a...it's a..." an anti-matter cat! Vixen had been transformed into the antithesis of reality. Meanwhile, back at the neighbours house, the teenage son was in the deepest meditation ever, his senses were on high voltage because of some strange aura roaming through his room. Suddenly, he felt a brush of cold air beside him. Could this really be, by opening his eyes, he had actually left his own body and was now floating into the room, getting larger every second, expanding, walls couldn't hold him back, but he sensed he was not alone! He caught a glimpse of a shadowy figure, a dark entity that was moving towards him and wanting to envelope him. he struggled and tried to get back into his body but he soon realised he couldn't move because somehow the shadowy figure had him around the throat! Vixen to the rescue!! The cat landed square on the neck of the dark entity with jaws and claws in full fury. At the same time, alarmed by all the turbulence, metta-man's party came outside, and at one look at what was happening, our little zenman came in action, got back in the house to bring out the vaccum cleaner. Upstairs in the neighbor son's bedroom, Vixen fell to the floor, unable to sink her claws into the dark entity, since it was invisible and in spirit form. The dark entity grabbed the son and pushed him through the bedroom window to the ground below. Little zenman jumped into action sucking the lad into his hoover.
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Post by ahbleza on Jan 5, 2006 21:27:42 GMT
The storm was raging and the doors in the house were rattling and creaking. There were strange noises coming from the basement. "Who let the orangatan out again?" she screamed as she answered the ringing phone. "It was me, metta-man" said a mysterious voice in reply. the world around her melted, the phone was still ringing and the orangatang was still out but somehow, in that moment, it just didn't matter. She had other things on her mind, and walking back into her kitchen, she realised her husband would be back soon, so there was little time left. However, she needed to un-melt or somehow otherwise re-solidify the world in which she found herself! she stopped and took a deep breath, the voice she had heard moments before said, 'its time', time for what? she thought. Oh, yeah, she was about to heat up her piece of anti-matter in the microwave and feed it to her husband and herself just as she fed the orangatan, and in this way escape present time and maybe reach nirvana. as u and i both know reader, this was a foolish plan. Orangatan, once fooled by Darwin and not eager to be part of another experiment, had stolen the piece of anti-matter and fed it on the neighbours cat, Vixen. Well you shoulda seen the uproar as the cat tore the place apart! The storm was raging and the doors in the house were rattling and creaking. the orangatan was bouncing and her husband was wailing she was shaking and then metta man said: "Stop, wait a minute, wait just a minute, i got to do that again, one more time, i feel something coming up; it's a...it's a...it's a..." an anti-matter cat! Vixen had been transformed into the antithesis of reality. Meanwhile, back at the neighbours house, the teenage son was in the deepest meditation ever, his senses were on high voltage because of some strange aura roaming through his room. Suddenly, he felt a brush of cold air beside him. Could this really be, by opening his eyes, he had actually left his own body and was now floating into the room, getting larger every second, expanding, walls couldn't hold him back, but he sensed he was not alone! He caught a glimpse of a shadowy figure, a dark entity that was moving towards him and wanting to envelope him. he struggled and tried to get back into his body but he soon realised he couldn't move because somehow the shadowy figure had him around the throat! Vixen to the rescue!! The cat landed square on the neck of the dark entity with jaws and claws in full fury. At the same time, alarmed by all the turbulence, metta-man's party came outside, and at one look at what was happening, our little zenman came in action, got back in the house to bring out the vaccum cleaner. Upstairs in the neighbor son's bedroom, Vixen fell to the floor, unable to sink her claws into the dark entity, since it was invisible and in spirit form. The dark entity grabbed the son and pushed him through the bedroom window to the ground below. Little zenman jumped into action sucking the lad into his hoover. Just then, the dark entity swooped down and overtook little zenman and his hoover. Orangatan and Vixen were tired of all this human experiences, it was about time to stop these creatures before they really hurt one another, ad so, Orangatan went back into the kitchen and turned the clock a few hours back.
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Post by nighthawk on Jan 6, 2006 10:24:04 GMT
The storm was raging and the doors in the house were rattling and creaking. There were strange noises coming from the basement. "Who let the orangatan out again?" she screamed as she answered the ringing phone. "It was me, metta-man" said a mysterious voice in reply. the world around her melted, the phone was still ringing and the orangatang was still out but somehow, in that moment, it just didn't matter. She had other things on her mind, and walking back into her kitchen, she realised her husband would be back soon, so there was little time left. However, she needed to un-melt or somehow otherwise re-solidify the world in which she found herself! she stopped and took a deep breath, the voice she had heard moments before said, 'its time', time for what? she thought. Oh, yeah, she was about to heat up her piece of anti-matter in the microwave and feed it to her husband and herself just as she fed the orangatan, and in this way escape present time and maybe reach nirvana. as u and i both know reader, this was a foolish plan. Orangatan, once fooled by Darwin and not eager to be part of another experiment, had stolen the piece of anti-matter and fed it on the neighbours cat, Vixen. Well you shoulda seen the uproar as the cat tore the place apart! The storm was raging and the doors in the house were rattling and creaking. the orangatan was bouncing and her husband was wailing she was shaking and then metta man said: "Stop, wait a minute, wait just a minute, i got to do that again, one more time, i feel something coming up; it's a...it's a...it's a..." an anti-matter cat! Vixen had been transformed into the antithesis of reality. Meanwhile, back at the neighbours house, the teenage son was in the deepest meditation ever, his senses were on high voltage because of some strange aura roaming through his room. Suddenly, he felt a brush of cold air beside him. Could this really be, by opening his eyes, he had actually left his own body and was now floating into the room, getting larger every second, expanding, walls couldn't hold him back, but he sensed he was not alone! He caught a glimpse of a shadowy figure, a dark entity that was moving towards him and wanting to envelope him. he struggled and tried to get back into his body but he soon realised he couldn't move because somehow the shadowy figure had him around the throat! Vixen to the rescue!! The cat landed square on the neck of the dark entity with jaws and claws in full fury. At the same time, alarmed by all the turbulence, metta-man's party came outside, and at one look at what was happening, our little zenman came in action, got back in the house to bring out the vaccum cleaner. Upstairs in the neighbor son's bedroom, Vixen fell to the floor, unable to sink her claws into the dark entity, since it was invisible and in spirit form. The dark entity grabbed the son and pushed him through the bedroom window to the ground below. Little zenman jumped into action sucking the lad into his hoover. Just then, the dark entity swooped down and overtook little zenman and his hoover. Orangatan and Vixen were tired of all this human experiences, it was about time to stop these creatures before they really hurt one another, and so, Orangatan went back into the kitchen and turned the clock a few hours back. She awoke to a telephone ringing loudly, disturbing her from her deep slumber. She picked up the receiver and on the other end of the phone she heard the words ... "Hey lady, this is Joe down in #1. I got this really bedraggled lookin cat what just walked in .. looks like someone threw 'im in the dryer .. anyway he's got your name on his collar. Come n get 'im .. please!"
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Post by ahbleza on Jan 6, 2006 10:35:18 GMT
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Post by ahbleza on Jan 7, 2006 20:04:10 GMT
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